CARTOONIST IS CARVING OUT UNIQUE WAY
TO RAISE CAPITAL; CONSIDERS
'PRIME HEIM' A BARGAIN AT ONLY $1,111 PER POUND.
(Wilkes-Barre,
PA) "Prime Heim" refers to a select
piece of well-aged cartoonist Bob Heim, a reference that to
date exists only in the mind of the concept's creator. The
Wilkes-Barre, PA freelance artist and writer is seeking an
opportunity to explain his concept for raising money to business
angel shoppers who are in the market for, in his words, a "delicious" opportunity.
Heim
is the first to admit that selling himself by the pound will require
explanation, a fact he happily takes in stride. "I've been
trying to explain the meaning of my drawings for as long as I can
remember," he says in passing.
While
calculations for pricing Prime Heim may admittedly send squeamish
MBA candidates to the nearest bathroom, they (the calculations)
go something like this: Heim seeks to raise $40,000, his dream
start-up budget. Based on rounded figures, he weighs approximately
180 US pounds (trimmed of shoes and clothing but with some bone).
Since he's willing to give up 20 percent of the company, he divides
36 pounds (20% of his weight) into $40,000 and comes up with a
rounded figure of $1,111 per pound. The artist explains "rounding" as
the whole figure to the nearest "whatever".
What
Heim will do with the $40,000 is contained on various slips of
paper, index cards, and a 20-plus page memo of intent. Priorities
include a professionally-produced web site to host a cartoon gallery,
creation of another company to publish his cartoon book and an
illustrated children's story that holds one meaning for kids and
another for adults; a money-making support group for Rejected Artists
of the World (RAW), and assorted, vitally needed services that
until now the business community has been forced to do without.
The
sole proprietor of Heim House International prefers to deal with
a single investor to keep things simple, but would consider working
with a group, something he calls the "casserole" approach.
Heim
brings to the table a track record of doing things the "old-fashioned" way,
selling his words and cartoons to publications that include Barron's,
American Banker, New Woman, The Philadelphia Inquirer, The Washingtonian,
Chicago, Flying, Private Pilot, Leatherneck, Physicians Management,
and King Features Syndicate.
The
first to admit that he can't take all the credit for his most recent
idea to raise money, Heim is quick to credit God. "She must
be a genius to have given me a name that rhymes with prime."