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      Bob's Philosophy      Mission Statement       $1,111 per Pound

The Short Answer: Heim House Mission Statement

Heim House will tweak the corporate way
In pursuit of cartoon money,
It will be secure
Through the art of funny.

                     ETC: Anyone who at first blush can't make rhyme or reason out of Bob Heim now has a choice. Bob knows that any self respecting company with plans to be in business at this time next year has a mission statement. The fact that he never saw a mission statement that rhymed during his years in and around the corporate world made the decision to wax poetic an easy one. But he says the "reason" to look at his work will have to be made on a case by case basis, knowing full well that not everyone will find a reason to look beyond a few cartoons. Adios.

                     Bob's wish for those who linger is that they will share some of the fun he's having in drawing for you. He long ago learned the folly and futility of trying to please everyone, so he works in that place he finds funny in an effort to please himself. He remains ever hopeful, however, that others who are coming from a similar place will find him. And say "hello."

                     For those who choose to share his journey, Bob wants you to know that his cartoon material comes from the hum drum of today and a variety of life experiences. Experience as a commercial pilot, for example, included work for a small scheduled airline. And journalism work and a career-Marine brother got him a writing experience in Vietnam. As a PR director he worked for a national advertising company and served as assistant vice president in a billion dollar plus corporation.

                     When he thinks of additional day jobs that contributed material to a full-blown cartooning career, Bob clicks off military service, traveling salesman, railroad (student) brakeman in Colorado and work in the marketing department of a small healthcare facility in a tiny Pennsylvania town.

                     The president, chairman, CEO, head honcho, creative director and mailroom supervisor of Heim House International wants you to know that his "other" jobs lasted from two days to 18 years. He also wants you to know that his best cartooning efforts lie ahead, and that he approaches the work each day with enthusiasm knowing that each day holds the potential for reaching new friends.